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oregoncuckold:Text from my Wife. The holidays can be difficult. Oregoncuckold Texts like this make me A. Damn glad to be a big dicked alpha, and B. Damn glad I run this blog. Â To be honest, I’m not sure why some of these guys share this stuff
WHAT THE! MORE AWESOME FANART! A;LGKJA THANK YOU, I LOVE THIS, ITS SO COOL THAT YOU WOULD DO THIS FOR ME >w< I KEEP GETTING FANART AND I DON’T KNOW WHY. I HARDLY POST, AND YET I KEEP GETTING FANART! YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR NOT
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
twolovingone: You see a lot of pics like this — an amazing experience unfolding for all three partners — but the guy is often soft? Why is that? Why wouldn’t his dick be so fucking hard that it could cut glass? I’ll tell you why. Because the
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bllonde: Why can’t guys be like this in my school
mr-feelgood-stuff: angelicass80: Mmm yes that grinding, circling movement is how to fuck a girl right. This is why I like a guy who can dirty dance as it lets you know what he’ll be like in the bedroom. “Take Your Pleasure Seriously”Mr-Feelgood-Stuff
We are going to be gods. We already are… that is why we were chosen. I thought it was because we are hot motherfuckers with great dicks. That’s why we’re gods. Let’s stay like this for practice. The guys will poke fun…
basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about
knickerfetish:Busted!I think it’s most guys desire to be “busted”. Especially if the girl is as kinky as this one. Why doesnt good things like this happen to me….
slaverchronicles: Why do girls go out dressed like this? They know guys like me exist! They know one wrong move and they will be enslaved! I think every woman knows instinctively that the only way to be fulfilled, is to be owned! They might as
Do you guys wanna see something super fucking awkward?
theatrical: itsbrittanybutler: gordo was the truth I was Gordo
silvermender: blightwalker: samsamtastic: lextempus: bigfatfeminist: What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful. I’m laughing so hard omfg why is this so precious Ian…. This is so adorable
why is this even an issue like yeah they were in it. if you think thats great then thats cool. if you dont who cares. there. thats it.
onlyblackgirl: profoundsavage: You better let his ass know girl yes. love yourself WHy men so bitter when women be loving themselves? Cause then they can’t guilt and pressure girls into bad relationships with them as easily when that happens
jpgay: behindtheanus: sunofaphrodite: How did Tyler Oakley get invited to the Grammys? excuse u, PRICK… that is miley cyrus. go somewhere with ur hater ass guys stop being so stupid this is obviously macklemore
ohitsjustgreg: ibadbitch: solarsenpai: I AM HOLLERING WHY LMFAOOO Geezusssss this poor guy, this church should be ashamed of itself for brainwashing him like this.
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
kingcheddarxvii: Why attack on titan. Why not befriend the titan. Titan might be a nice guy. He can reach things on the top shelf and step on people you don’t like
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
peiranoid: literallysame: Flappy Bird’s creator is taking the game down (x) thank jesus I think this is really sad. This guy made a game, maybe not a very good game, maybe a really difficult game (wouldn’t know, haven’t played it and
I just made coffee like an hour ago and I’m sitting here like “I’m SO tired, how can I be this tired when I just made coffee?” and then I realized I made the coffee but forgot to drink it. That’s why, Artie. You don’t
hollywoodsuperstarmeredy: stupidsexyryoji: wait what why are people making votes without me NO I REFUSE TO BE IN THE PICTURE YOU GUYS ARE DUMB MIKKY DON’T YOU DENY ME THIS, OKAY? B-B-BUT BUT…. FINE. JUST THIS ONCE.
andele3025: Actually its more something like this: Also what fashion companies want to sell to women: What guys want girls to really want: AND why it would be awesome to have this: REPLACED WITH THIS!!! I’d happily have a marriage in fullplate
itsraininbritishmen: moriarghty: WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR. .let me tell you kids a story right now. this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN
puppy-papi: boybecca: hugthebooty:melaninmedicine:Why guys like being called daddy so much?It tells me I’m taking care of you the way a man should. I would cringe if my wife called me daddy. I’m not your fucking father; I’m your man.
triste-luna: sobeitjay2: White dudes always end up with the finest black women black dudes just be fuckin any ole white girls Ok this fine black guy came into my work with this BUSTEDDD white girl like
cute-amateur-nudes: civicgobye: cantfightnature: inferiorbreeder: She’s so happy being the frat fuck slave. Of course. That’s why we bring chinks to American colleges, so even guys like this doofus can learn how to fuck. Look how this little
dirtykarissa: Why do guys love to make me self-piss myself like this? Not that I am complaining. I love it. Just wondered what is the fascination? I am a pisswhore. I love being pissed on; being pissed in; drinking piss. I don’t know why, I just
hasa–diga–eebowai: ven0moth: mehjerome: brattylifts: AGGRESSIVE Straight to the point. it’s caled a fucking date WHY CANT MORE GUYS BE LIKE THIS PLEASE
When the guy you’ve been talking to for months starts sending dick pics so you invite him over, then suddenly he’s cooking dinner for 13 hours 🙄🙄Bruh, you want your dick sucked or nah?
The guy who owned Marley before me happened to be on post today so we went to meet him so he could say hello to Marley. I didn’t like this meeting being sprung on me at the last minute but it went okay. I offered to meet his wife at the dog park tomorrow
syphilyssa: i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
militaryfitbombshell: basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following
psy-faerie: Cheerleader Takes Your Virginity Ugh this is so boring! I don’t see why we have to be here for another hour.. Wait you’re that guy… Yeah you’re still a virgin aren’t you? So you’ve never seen tits like this in real life? Or pussy
h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231: apewhisperer1977: beetledrink: apewhisperer1977: It would be funny if shrimps walked on two feet yeah kinda like this guy i can see why this would be funny
slimshady7: seemeesmilee: why cant he ever say things like this Why cant the guys I get involved with be like this? (Im gonna get shit for this but idgaf) all guys are douchebags!
storybaka: sinissexy: why cant every guy be like this they are you just ignore them ^^^haha truu some guys are like that some females don’t see it like that or don’t hear it as that
awefulintentions: equilibrious: this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me why the fuck aren’t guys actually like this
feelingpussy: angelbabyspice: onyourleftbooob: homophobes be like oh my god why do all black guys say this???? why do black men act like there’s some conspiracy when shown images of gay black men lmfao??? this is literally why the movie was made
blindbandit5: madlyunderestimated: So that’s why I turned out like this… it all makes sense now. hyphen-hifin lovenotofthisworld guys this has to be it. This is why our generation does the things we do.
felkina: “Mmm good I see why you guys enjoy having a dick now… Just this one time I will get to be like you perverts… I can’t stop rubbing this new found pleasure… Perhaps one of my hungry girls would be interested in letting me feel what it’s
sinissexy: why cant every guy be like this
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
I tried to communicate to a guy that I wanted to hang with him, but now I feel like I’ve bullied him into potentially hanging out….Now i feel like I should just be like “deuces yo!” Cuzzz I can’t tell if he actually would
Why can’t all guys be like this 😂🙌🏼 | Credit: Explosm
guys do this a lot…what is the point of being this extra? like does he think i’m gonna be like hmmm u know what he DOESN’T take care of my needs, lemme break it off with him and pick you instead!!! why do this?
Why must athletic boys have no time to text but be so cute?
kualay: flihrty: ☆ gypsy/indie blog ☆ why cant guys like this be at my school